Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Farmers insurance for home

👉 The farmer who owns a herd of cows doesn’t mind if they're overpriced and under-insured on his farm's property. He just needs to pay extra for the assurance that his cows are well-cared-for when he takes them out in the field.

"Isn't it true, farmer? I'm looking at my herd of cows this morning and they look like a couple of mini tractors! They're not overpriced or under-insured, but just plain old 'farmers insurance for home' is what keeps these animals happy and healthy. So, I’m thinking about adding an extra premium to make sure the cows don’t get in my way when I'm out there working."