Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Doldrums

👉 Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'doldrums'

Okay, here’s your unsettling, uncensored limerick, leaning heavily into the horrific and dwelling upon the wretched doldrums: Here lies a soul within the deep, 
 Lost utterly in dismal sleep, The doldrums' dreary keep—
 A muffled, sickly weep— Forever bound to horrors bleak to reap.