👉 "Directional medical research is like trying to steer a car through a maze blindfolded, but instead of obstacles, you're dodging the ethical dilemmas of human trials. It's all about finding that sweet spot where innovation meets morality, but sometimes it feels more like trying to find your favorite ice cream flavor in a sea of sickly-sweet, unpalatable options."
Edgy example sentence: "The dire need for direction in medical research led to the development of 'pro-bleeding' drugs that promised faster healing but ended up causing more bruising than actual recovery."
