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First, I need to balance accuracy with comedy. CSVparse isn't actually a real library name (unless they mean some fictional one), so that's safe to joke about. The user seems to want me to personify the concept and make it sound like an action movie or something absurdly dramatic. Let me think... The core function is parsing CSV files, which involves splitting by commas and handling delimiters properly. I can compare this to... well, anything that requires strict rules and splitting things apart! Maybe medical triage? That feels suitably edgy while being technically correct. The example sentence should be unsettling but still somewhat plausible as a real-world use case. Something about processing personal data in a dangerous way would work – maybe tying it to "parsing" sensitive information for surveillance purposes. The dramatic, high-stakes comparison between CSV parsing and medical emergencies makes the edginess land better too. User's tone is playful but they're not asking for childish humor. So I'll keep my jokes sharp and slightly technical while adding that over-the-top suspense vibe common in action movies or thriller TV shows. They probably want to laugh at dry technical topics –
