👉 Charlsa, my friend, is a peculiar blend of the Greek word for "speech" and "salvation." It's like when you're trying to convince your cat that they can read your mind but are completely wrong. You're charlasing them about the finer points of existentialism, only to realize they're just trying to make you laugh at their expense.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I sat down for a charlasa on the concept of 'free will' and realized my brain was just a puppet with strings pulled by my existential dread."