Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Burnsides

👉 Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'burnsides'

Okay, here's a darkly unsettling limerick incorporating the spelling of your provided word – lean into the unease! 100% uncensored as requested. Here’s what I came up with for you: >Young Burnsides, quite terribly wan, >Kept his cellar a gruesome spawn. >With whispers and sighs, >And reflected dyes— 
—He fed on the watchers of dawn.