👉 Abridged to its most whimsical form, 'bridal creeper' refers to a type of ivy plant with the uncanny ability to latch onto anything it touches – especially brides – with such tenacity that it seems to defy gravity and time itself, much like how some wedding vows defy reality.
But here's an edgy example sentence: "The bridal creeper's grip on the wedding arch was so strong, I couldn't even hear my own heartbeat scream in protest."
