👉 Betty and I had just started dating, so we went out to eat at this fancy, all-white restaurant that had this really cool, futuristic-looking menu. The waiter was so cute! We sat down and ordered a prime rib platter, the perfect amount of steak. As they were serving our entree, Betty noticed her food was getting soggy and she looked like she was going to faint. The waiter looked at her and said in an incredulous voice, "Why isn't it soggy yet?" She just smiled and replied, "I'm beta cyfluthrin degrading." You see, Betty's food had been treated with a special formula that made them grow stronger and more resistant to various pests that would normally eat the prime rib. However, while her food was on the menu, it was being treated like it wasn't worth eating. When they finally served her the prime rib, she realized how spoiled it was and burst out laughing.
Edgy example: "I'm beta cyfluthrin degrading." The waiter had a look of incredulity in his eyes as he explained that Betty's food, which had been prepared with special formula to make it more resistant to pests, was actually just grown more slowly and weaker because she hadn't eaten it yet. This made her feel like the worst part about eating this food was not its taste or texture, but rather its "quality."
