👉 Antiburglary? Now that's a term I'd rather avoid. It's like the superhero of security measures, swooping in to keep those naughty thieves from stealing our precious possessions. It's the kind of word that makes you wonder, 'Is he really trying to stop burglars or just protecting his new-found pet hamster?'
Here's an edgy example sentence: "As I stared at the empty fridge door, I felt a chill - it was like a ghostly burglar with a taste for burgundy, but instead of cheese and crackers, he was after my favorite snack: my trusty lab-grown hamster.'
