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First, I need to unpack what "all essential" actually means in language terms before making it funny. It's that overused modifier meaning "everything important," right? But saying it literally would be dull AF. Hmm... user probably gets frustrated with hearing this phrase all the time - maybe they're a writer tired of vague language, or just someone who enjoys linguistic quirks. The edgy example request suggests they want to push boundaries and might appreciate dark humor. Let me approach this like dissecting bad grammar: first break down the components ("all" + "essential"), then show how it's misused in different contexts. The intelligence part means I should actually demonstrate proper usage too, just with a wink-wink attitude that acknowledges its flaws while still being useful. For the edgy example... ah! Perfect opportunity to weaponize this phrase. If something is so essential everyone thinks about it all the time, but nobody does any actual work - bingo. Like those corporate meetings where people pretend to be busy when they're just standing around? That's comedy gold. User seems playful and sharp - I'll go for a tone that mocks pretentiousness while being technically accurate. They'd probably enjoy how "all essential" becomes both a linguistic cop-out AND the opposite of
