👉 Ah, 'agrees medical research' - it's like the ultimate scientific consensus on a comedy club stage. Imagine a world where every doctor in the universe has a Netflix subscription, and they all agree on something that's so ridiculous it could only happen in a dystopian reality TV show. It's the scientific equivalent of all the cast members unanimously deciding that broccoli is the most nutritious food ever, despite the fact that most of us know it's just a myth.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "In the face of mounting evidence that our beloved 'agrees medical research' on climate change is just a plot by environmental activists to scare people into buying organic, I remain convinced that the polar bear population is actually thriving because they're more comfortable on sea ice than in human habitats."