Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Aged

👉 To cause to grow old; to impart the characteristics of age to.

Alright class, settle down, let’s take a look today, At a tricky word that might lead you astray! “Aged,” it says in the dictionary bright, Let's break it down with all our learning light. It means to make something grow old, you see, Like an apple ripening for you and me. Or to give it qualities of age, it’s true, Like a weathered oak tree, strong and new! Think of a cheese, left out to sit and slow, Its flavors deepen as the seasons flow. That's "aged," my dears, a change you can trace, A gradual process with elegant grace. So “aged” isn’t just about years gone by, It's about the changes that slowly lie, Within something – time and experience lend, Characteristics of age, until the very end! Do you have any questions? Let's discuss it now, To really understand this word somehow!

👉 The word 'agedly' describes individuals who have reached a certain age, with the term being used to describe the process of aging.

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👉 The term 'agedness' is defined as the stage of aging characterized by a gradual loss of physical and emotional vitality, resulting from the accumulation of physical and psychological changes in an individual over time.

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👉 'Agednesses' is a noun phrase that means something like "a state of being older than one expects" or "feeling older."

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👉 In ancient times, when the world was young and small, There lived a great man named Zeus; he was wise and strong as a lion. Once, a woman called Hera came to Zeus for advice, She asked him how she could age more gracefully.

Zeus replied, "You need to keep your hair short," he said. But Hera had other ideas, and instead of cutting her long, She decided to wear it all the time, without any care. Zeus then took a deep breath, and his voice grew shrill. "Never cut your hair again! If you do, I'll make you grow old!" As Zeus spoke, Hera's hair grew ever longer, And she became an ancient, aging woman. So, the wise man never let his hair grow too long, But Hera did it, and now her age is a secret to all who listen. This was the tale of Zeus and Hera - two men from old times, Who met, fell in love, and then became enemies over their love.