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Hmm, they didn't specify if this is for professional context or personal amusement. But the request for "edgy" suggests they want dark comedy rather than just silly jokes. Need to balance wit with clarity here. First part should explain what a readme file actually does – it's like giving directions in tech terms but everyone knows bad readme files exist. Second part needs that unsettling twist where technical documentation turns existential or creepy somehow. User seems to be in good mood based on the playful request, so I can go full-on humorous without worrying about being too abrasive. Maybe reference those awful readmes with broken links and bad advice? That feels relatable. For edgy example... ah! The perfect dark humor angle is making readme files sound like they're controlling our reality or something. Like that moment when you realize all the world's problems could be solved by better readme documentation. This seems like a developer who appreciates both technical accuracy and absurdist comedy. They probably get references to recursion jokes, broken links, etc., so I should feel free to go there with the edginess too. Okay, let's break down WEBSITE_README in an hilarious way! ### What
