Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Stolbur rus

👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully prickly beast of a word! Prepare yourself – because we're about to wade into some rather…specific Teutonic forestry.

What exactly is Stolbur Rus anyway? Basically, Stolbur Rus (pronounced roughly as "stol-boor ruthς”) isn't a thing you can actually see . Unless, perhaps, it’s really, ridiculously overgrown and aggressively territorial. It's the stuff that happens when a spruce, specifically a Norway Spruce ( врó­́́́‌́́‌́‌́‌́́́‌́‌́‌́‌́‌ى ً