Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Releasenote

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Imagine you have a bunch of notes that are scattered across various places around your workspace. They might look like this: 1. "Just installed a new version of this software." 2. "I'm having some trouble with a bug in this app." 3. "Looks like my computer battery is dead, so I'll need to restart it." 4. "My printer won't print anymore and I wonder if we should just throw it away." Now imagine you have an extra note that says: "Oops! I didn't realize there's no way to release notes on a device without the device being attached to your computer or network." Oh, and for those who want something more unsettling, let me give this example: "A coworker just installed an app that seems to be tracking everything you do on their phone. They can now see how much time they spend scrolling through social media, even if they're not using it."