What is the definition of Pakistanapseudes?

"A Pakistanapseudes is like a super-duper, slightly bewildered, yet utterly Pakistani attempt at a perfect slogan. It's the equivalent of saying 'I'm from Pakistan, but my accent's more British than Pakistani'—because apparently, everyone's trying to sound like a Pakistani superstar while sounding suspiciously like someone who just stumbled into a karaoke night."

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Example sentence: "After the cricket match, the PM declared, 'Pakistanapseudes of national pride!' It was so perfect, it made my neighbors think they were auditioning for 'Pakistan's Got Talent.'"

A 'Pakistanapseudes' is like the unspoken, unseen border that a nation secretly wants to have with Pakistan but can't quite bring it into the open. It's the 'what if?' scenario where Pakistan's dreams of annexation or friendly rivalry are hanging in the balance, like a tightly coiled snake ready to strike.

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Example sentence: "The Pakistanapseudes whispered in the wind, 'We want to reclaim our land... but only if you promise not to send any more of those hilariously bad Pakistani jokes.'"