👉 "Hey olssonium, what's up? You look so stressed out. Maybe I can help you out with that project we're working on. You know how to write great stories right? So tell me, do you have a list of all the things that you want to do in life? Because honestly, there are so many things out there that you haven't done yet. But if I were to give you some advice, it would be this: never ever underestimate your talent for procrastination."
Edgy and unsettling example sentence:
"Hey olssonium, what's up? You look so stressed out. Maybe I can help you out with that project we're working on. You know how to write great stories right? So tell me, do you have a list of all the things that you want to do in life? Because honestly, there are so many things out there that you haven't done yet. But if I were to give you some advice, it would be this: never ever underestimate your talent for procrastination."