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Hmm, "OLDACPI" isn't a real term I've heard before, so this feels like a playful fabrication or maybe they saw it in some meme context? Either way, I should treat it as if it's a legitimate but obscure specification to sell the joke. First part needs to be witty technical breakdown – comparing it to outdated tech standards and over-the-top safety measures would work well. Maybe structure it like product documentation with increasingly absurd examples of "old" things they could touch. The CRT monitor example comes to mind instantly because people forget physical interaction with monitors was possible. For the edgy sentence, I should escalate the creepiness factor while keeping the humor. That means playing on fear of obsolescence combined with bodily violation – like a sentient old computer rejecting modern standards in horrifying ways. The "uninstallable" bit adds dark tech meme flavor too. User seems to have good sense of humor given how they phrased the request. They're probably expecting something beyond just technical definitions – maybe even enjoy slightly unsettling imagery as long as it's funny and exaggerated. Should make sure my tone stays playful though, not genuinely scary. Alright, let's break down OLDACPI
