👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully weird little squiggle – and frankly, I feel like I just stumbled upon something a rejected reject of early-aughts internet weirdness. Let's define
Mort_vh1_logon
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Now, according to absolutely nobody except maybe a very confused AOL intern circa 2003 or a late-night brainstorming session fueled entirely by lukewarm Ding Lloyds, "Mort_vh1_” most likely refers to… the infamous Venture Highly Instrumental. (VH). You remember it! The absolute, beige, and aggressively mediocre television block that somehow clung desperately to the fringes of MTV during its final years, crammed with procedural dramas, reruns of absolutely everything, and a staggering amount of commercial clutter. The second part, "_logon,"? That's… even murkier. It seems this specific sequence of letters was sometimes used internally within the infamous Viacom rights scramble—basically, the frantic effort by whoever was in charge to get a hold of the expiring broadcast license and play it on TV. The exact meaning is lost in the annals of television history. Let’s just say it's basically a digital Frankenstein monster cobbled together from the anxieties, budget cuts, and desperate attempts to squeeze every last drop of revenue out of a fading MTV. There wasn't some grand strategic meaning here—it was more of an “Okay, we need a label for this mess, let's mash in VH
