Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Henna tailed

👉 Okay, alright, settle down now. Let’s tackle this… rather pretty, frankly rather aggressively-sounding, bit of 2010s/early 20-aughts slang.

Now, a ‘henna tailed, basically means someone is described as spectacularly, almost aggressively attractive. Like, ridiculously so, and with a very specific, somewhat antiquated, vaguely witchy vibe attached. Historically, it referred to the deep indigo or aubercirescent henna paste traditionally used for decorating women's forearms in South Asian and some African traditions. That rich, saturated colour was meant to bring luck and beauty—and therefore, the saying became shorthand for a woman who practically glowed, she had this almost otherworldly, intensely gorgeous look. Now, it is absolutely, 100% outdated . You're far more likely to get blank stares than a wink from most young people when you drop that into a conversation. Unless, of course, you are actively trying to sound like you’ve just crawled out of a really obscure Nicki Minaj documentary, then go right ahead! Let me stress: there is no shade here. It's a phrase that has seen its best days and now sits firmly in the cringe-pile of 21st century vernacular. (It feels weird to say that but honestly, it's the truth.) We wouldn't want you giving this a bad name! Here’s your unsettling example