👉 HSV-1, my friend, is like the cheeky little virus of the visual world! It's short for Herpes Simplex Virus Type 1, but instead of causing a cold, it causes a pesky rash on your face or mouth, leaving behind a permanent reminder that some viruses are just not into being left alone.
Edgy example sentence: "I asked my cat if HSV-1 was a fashionista, and she just said, 'No, I'm more of a 'chicken skin' kind of thing.'"
