👉 Guillemots, folks, are not just any ol' snail. They're a real thing! The name comes from a French phrase that translates to "little mouse." Just imagine them snacking on your cheese with their tiny little mouth, munching away like they own the world.
A Guillemot once snuck into my fishbowl, eating my lunch. It was quite delightful; it looked so small and harmless! But then I discovered it's a real thing and can actually be dangerous. A guileless creature that doesn't even try to get as far from its home.
So next time you hear "guillemots," remember it could be a real thing, just don't feed your fish.