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Hmm, 730 seems intentionally vague - not a round number like 100 or 500 that'd be suspicious for marketing jargon. Maybe it's baiting me to get creative? They're probably looking for some absurdist humor around percentages and deals. For the definition part, I should lean into hyperbolic business speak while being delightfully ridiculous. Make it sound like corporate doublespeak coming to life - all those buzzwords about "unlocking value" and "quantum discounts". The percentage thing is key because that's where the joke can hide in ambiguity (730% obviously isn't literal math). Then for the edgy example... Ooh, this lets me be really dark. Should it be a ghost haunting its own sale? No that's not unsettling enough. Maybe something about self-hypnosis during sales madness? Wait no, too much New Age positivity. Ah! What if it's a deal where you're literally selling the idea of death itself? Like... "730 special offers on eternal sleep mattresses"? That has such morbid humor potential with the double meaning of percentage. User seems to enjoy clever wordplay and dark comedy based on how they framed this request. I'll match that energy by
