Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: 24h support

👉 Okay, settle in class. Let’s tackle something you probably stumble upon whilst wading through the frankly depressing swamp of online service offerings: the wonderfully euphemistic "… 24/7... no wait! 24-—
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Now, honestly? When I first heard that phrase, it sounded like a rejected Bruce Pennington fever dream. It basically boils down to this. Technically, the '’s and dashes are there for… let's just generously call it "diplomatic obfuscation." You see, in the cutthroat 21st-century business world, nobody wants to admit they have actual, round-the-⅛——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————. What we actually mean by that is, they have a ridiculously understaffed, probably teenage boy in the back office who glances at your franticly typed plea for help about your exploding SaaS billing account every … 17.35… to 18.02... times. He’ll sigh dramatically into his lukewarm energy drink (probably on retainer pay).