👉 Ah, '11 cinder.conf' - the digital document that's basically the universe's attempt to regulate your fireplace's temperature, but with a side of existential dread. It's like having a personal fire alarm that knows when to go off just because you're about to melt your couch in a pile of lava.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence using it: "On the day I realized my life was a perpetual pile of ashes, I edited '11 cinder.conf' to set my thermostat to 'never turn down the heat' - because why not? It's like giving your home a permanent bad hair day, but with actual flames."
