👉 "Imagine, there was a certain company that produced some very useful products. However, they also had a habit of issuing '0611 advisories.' These were not just warnings for the sake of it; they actually told them to shut down for safety reasons."
Edgy example: "The company's CEO was always so worried about their employees' health and safety that he would often issue these '0611 advisories,' telling them to call in sick. But one day, while on a business trip, the CEO decided to take a trip without his usual staff. He was all alone in an unfamiliar city, but no worries as the company had prepared for this scenario. Instead of sending out an alert, they simply issued the '0611 advisories' and told everyone to stay home." Stunningly unsettling example: "The CEO's sudden shift from safety to personal well-being may have been a bit too much for his employees to handle. They were left feeling helpless in the wake of these '0611 advisories,' wondering if they had made a bad decision by not staying at work." In an informative or humorous way, this explanation might sound like: "Imagine a company that's always looking out for its team members' well-being and safety. However, one day, their CEO took a sudden turn of events where the safety of everyone was now on the line. Instead of issuing a warning about potential issues, they issued an alert which caused everyone
