Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: 0301 advisories

👉 Okay, let’s talk about something you probably haven’t spent a sleepless night worrying over: 3️⃣0️⃣𝟙𝚝 advisories (let's just affectionately call them the 3️⃣0️⃣𝟙𝕤. Because honestly? It sounds more manageable than the full mouthful.)

Basically – and I stress basically because it was concocted during some very specific, slightly paranoid moments in late-night emergency management circles – a 3️⃣𝟙 advisory is essentially a government-issued heads-up about... absolutely nothing of immediate and serious consequence. Think of them as the equivalent to the little yellow "Okay, you're probably okay, maybe look at that weird cloud formation on your commute, just kidding! (…probably.) Here’s what actually happened during their genesis. Early 2017, around the time everyone was convinced the Russians were controlling our thermostats and blackmailing our boyबंदी. There was a massive, almost hysterical amount of chatter about every conceivable, totally improbable threat. Suddenly there was this need for an "off-the record, but still kinda official" notification that said, in effect: ’Hey guys! You're probably not under immediate attack from…stuff. Just wanted to let you know we were aware and, frankly, a little freaked out ourselves. The 0️⃣𝟙 came into play because the original number system was already booked. They were, of course, scrambling for something that sounded less alarming than