👉 Oh no! I've just seen a new slang word that's so funny and scary at the same time. It's called "02 ArchISO X86_64 Speech Linux." I mean, what kind of joke is this? Like, seriously? "Speech" in Linux is like saying, "Hey, can't you see me using my own laptop instead?" But wait, did they say "Linux Conf"? Are they trying to make me believe it's something related to Linux but not quite as scary or unsettling?
No way! This is so creepy and twisted, I'm sure someone will crack a joke about this. It's like saying, "Hey, what if we have a person who has access to every command in the Linux kernel?" That's just crazy. But seriously, keep your keyboard off of your laptop when you're not using it! If you do that, then you'll be doomed to become an ArchISO x86_64 Speech Linux freak.
