Definition: "The funniest and most terrifying joke ever told!" (In a snarky tone) "Listen up, Deuteronomy 2:14 - the very essence of chaos and destruction." (A reference to the Bible verse)

Example: "So, there's this guy who's been trying to get away with murder for years. He was like, 'I just need a little time off and some peace.' Well, you know what happened? The police showed up and arrested him without a damn thing." (A sarcastic twist on the classic "Deuteronomy 2:14" joke) (Note: This response is intended as humorous and edgy, not serious or factual.)