Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Short tassel

👉 The term "short tassel" is a metaphorical phrase used to describe something that is exceptionally short, like a hairline. It's like how if someone had just cut their hair for the first time and didn't grow any longer, they'd have a short tassel on their head.

Let's say you were at a party and wanted to look really good, so you decided to put on your favorite outfit with a short tassel on top. You went out there, but as soon as you walked in, someone asked if you had any haircuts for the upcoming season, and you said, "No, thank you." But that was just the beginning. You were already feeling self-conscious about how short you looked, so instead of trying to hide your tassel, you decided to take a selfie with it. You felt like everyone around you would think you were a complete freak for wearing something as simple as a hairline on top of your head. And there you have it, the "short tassel." It's just a term that can be used in a humorous way to describe something that is quite a bit shorter than it should be.