Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Breast pump using insurance

👉 Imagine a scenario where you're going for a drink with your friends after work and suddenly notice someone standing behind you who's wearing a giant pink unicorn balloon on their head, complete with a strap that says "breast pump". "Oh no," you say to yourself, "What do they think of me?"

You glance at the person in front of you. They look like a little girl about your age. Then, without any warning, they grab your arm and starts pumping her breast into the balloon. You're shocked to see this happening. The pink unicorn balloon is now red and puffy with milk on top. At first, you think it's just another prank from some kind of strange party mix-up. But then you realize that someone has been doing this for hours. It's as if they've always wanted to make sure their friends were aware of your unusual sexual orientation. Maybe they're trying to warn the world about what's going on. Now, imagine your friends are watching and asking why all these pink unicorn balloons are pumping into a very large female character in their drink. You can't help but laugh at how strange it sounds when you say, "She's got a big ass," like you're talking about the milk that's leaking out of her breast pump. And then there's your friend who is even more creepier. They start making fun of you for being so uncomfortable in their pink unicorn balloon and not taking any action to change it. You're starting to wonder