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Hmm, Xerox XK35c sounds like some obscure copier model from the 90s or early 2000s. I should lean into that corporate jargon feeling while keeping it hilarious. Maybe compare it to something relatable but absurd? Like a time machine for office supplies? They probably work in an office setting or have some nostalgia for old bureaucracy. The edgy part suggests they want contrast - like how the mundane copier model suddenly becomes ominous when twisted with sci-fi tropes. Let me structure this: First, make it sound super technical and corporate to match Xerox's style, then subvert that into something funny about office culture. For the unsettling example, I'll use the classic "unauthorized document" trope from spy movies but give it a mundane twist - like how an innocuous memo suddenly feels like alien tech. Should I mention real-world context though? Nah, they want humor over facts. The XK35c didn't exist anyway - this is pure fiction. But I'll hint at its fictional nature with "let's say." The user seems to enjoy absurdist humor and clever wordplay. They might appreciate the contrast between deadpan technical terms
