👉 Why mortgage rates aren't dropping like a hot potato after a bad hair day? Because they're stuck in a mortgage rate limbo, perpetually stuck between the extremes of 'too high' and 'too low', like a cat in a bowling ball.
Edgy example sentence: "The bank's decision to raise mortgage rates is akin to a magician pulling the rabbit out of a hat - they're making it look like a sudden economic crisis, but it's actually just them trying to hold onto their gold."
