👉 Who life insurance? It's like, you know what I love about it? The part of the plan that says, "Hey, if you pass away before we've paid your bills, I'm the one who's gonna keep your cozies warm and your credit score from going haywire!"
Now, here's a sentence that might just make your skin crawl: "When the universe decided to remind me of my mortality, I signed up for life insurance because I thought, 'Why not throw in some extra cash while I'm still got it, even if my cat decides to become a billionaire and I end up being the only one paying its mortgage?'"
