👉 A 'white vented' creature is like a superhero with a super-venting, but instead of superpowers, it just can't hold back its...well, let's say, its digestive system. It's as if it's wearing a neon green, airy t-shirt that says "I'm about to explode!" and its vents are so big, they're practically glowing with the color of a deflated balloon.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "When the office gossip turned into a full-blown 'white vented' crisis, the CEO couldn't even breathe, let alone lead."