👉 A 'white tufted ear' is like nature's own, comical, over-the-top boa constrictor with hairy, white-puffed ears. Picture a fluffy, white pom-pom sprouting from your earlobe, as if your dog decided to add a new accessory to its outfit after watching a bad comedy sketch.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "When the psychic in the bar claimed her client's white tufted ear was the key to unlocking a soul, I just felt like I had seen my own reflection in a mirror that was half a pond and half a meme."
