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Hmm, the first part needs to balance humor with accuracy. I should explain that it's not literal (they're not arguing at a bar), but acknowledge how natural this phrase sounds when it is used colloquially. The key is making them laugh while still being vaguely factual. For the edgy sentence... baseball rivalries are intense, so I'll lean into that bitterness. Maybe compare it to watching toddlers fight or something absurdly hyperbolic? No, too cliché. How about framing it like a workplace conflict where employees have grudges? That feels more original and unsettling. User seems playful - they didn't just ask for definition but specifically requested humor and edginess. This calls for exaggerated metaphors (baseball field is "concrete canvas," announcers are "pious prudes") while keeping it recognizable as baseball-related satire. The example should feel like something a jaded sports fan might mutter after an argument with colleagues. The exclamation point at the end helps sell the disdain. And throwing in "talking heads" references their knowledge of both teams to mock pretentious analysis - that's probably where most fans would get the humor anyway. Hilar
