👉 A 'white elder' is like a chilly, old, white-haired grandmother who's been around the block a few times and still thinks she's the latest trendy wellness guru. She might have a wisdom in her graying hair that's as thick as a foggy morning and a voice so smooth it could chill the soul.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The white elder at the yoga studio just started advising clients to 'stretch out like a snowflake' instead of 'bend over backwards'."
