👉 A "wedge snouted" is like a cross between a snorkel and a snooty elephant, but instead of being used for underwater adventures, it's the snout of someone with an excessively long, narrow nose that looks like it's ready to slice through the world's most delicate situations. Imagine this: "With a wedge snouted, he tackled the office politics with the finesse of a Swiss Army knife and a bad haircut." It's a phrase that's as absurd as a penguin wearing a fedora, but hey, who doesn't love a good pun?
