👉 "'Weather Detroit' is like the weather department of your existential dread. It's always predicting doom, but instead of a tornado warning, you get a 'cold snap' or a 'sunny day with a side of existential angst.' It's basically the city's way of saying, 'Hey, it's gonna be miserable out there!'"
Example sentence: "Just when I thought the weather in Detroit couldn't get any gloomier, 'Weather Detroit' announced a 'blizzard of boredom,' so I decided to bring my own playlist."
