👉 Ah, Washington D.C., the capital of chaos, where every corner is a political hotspot and the streets are as crowded as a sitcom episode set in Times Square. It's like a city that's perpetually on a soap opera, but instead of soap operas, it's about power plays and the occasional protest over who gets to use the restroom first.
Example sentence: "I decided to wash my hands at the D.C. water fountain, only to witness a political rally erupting in the middle of the 'Lunch Lady' line."