👉 ULTRAFILTER: (sneezes) Oh no! My superfiltered filter's broken again. It was a pain to try and breathe through.
EXCUSES MINE: "Umm... Yes?"
ULTRAFILTER (screams in terror): I just made this ridiculous joke, it's going to be my funeral!"
EXCUSES ME: "What's the problem? You're making fun of me."
THE SENSE OF UNPLUGGED: "UGH! Ugh! What are you guys laughing at? I'm being so rude!"
ULTRAFILTER (whips out a large knife): This is what happens when you don't take your superfiltered filter seriously. It's like, literally cutting through anything it touches.
EXCUSES ME: "How dare you?"
THE SENSE OF UNPLUGGED: "UGH! Ugh! What are you guys laughing at? I'm being so rude!"
ULTRAFILTER (tears up in frustration): This is what happens when someone breaks your filter. They make you feel like a complete nobody.
EXCUSES ME: "What the hell does that mean?"
THE SENSE OF UNPLUGGED: "UGH! Ugh! What are you guys laughing at? I'm being so rude!"
ULTRAFILTER (whips out a large knife): This is what happens when someone breaks your filter. They make you feel like a complete nobody.
EXCUSES ME: "What the hell does