👉 "Sixteen-year-old unicorn with twelve spots - that's what I call 'twelve spotted.' It's like they're trying to blend in at a high-end art gallery, but their color palette is decidedly rainbow-y and their spots are slightly less symmetrical than a perfectly polished diamond."
Now, for that edgy example sentence: "The 'twelve spotted' mermaid decided to audition for the reality show 'Beauty and the Beast's Underwater Transformation,' claiming she'd have the 'perfect twelve spots' to match her newfound sea-faring lifestyle."