👉 A 'Tube Snout' is like a super-adapted, rodent-like snout that evolved in the dark depths of an underground sewer system or a labyrinthine catacomb. Imagine a snout that's so specialized it's like having a tiny, subterranean version of a snorkel, but instead of breathing air, it breathes in the stench of old sewage or expired food. It's a snout that's perfectly suited for life in the nether regions, but if you were to describe it with a human sense of humor, it'd be like saying, "That thing's a tiny, sewer-dwelling snout with a nose as big as my trusty vacuum cleaner's dustbin."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "In the aftermath of the Great Smog of London, the city's residents adopted a new slang term for their tube snouts - 'moky noses,' because who else would say they smelled like a petrified fish in a bathtub, but with way more toxic fumes."
