👉 A trumpet tree? Well, imagine a tree with branches that sound like a clarinet in a band of angry trumpets, but instead of playing happy tunes, it's perpetually blaring the sound of "I am the Trumpet Tree!" in a way only windy, gusty conditions could appreciate. It's like nature's version of a loud, boisterous barbecue on a hot summer day.
But here's an edgy example sentence: "The trumpet tree's call to arms was so potent, it convinced the squirrels to start a protest against the local beekeepers for stealing their acorn supply."