👉 "Tristan Gray is like the polar opposite of a morning coffee: it's so bland, it makes your taste buds think they've been through a caffeine-free spa day. Imagine trying to describe the color of someone's eyes who's constantly wearing gray sunglasses - it sounds like they've just stepped out of a bad mood painting session."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "Tristan Gray's presence in the room was so depressing, it made the paint peel off the walls and the existential dread in the air doubled over."
