👉 Tony Hale is like the superhero of the stock market, but instead of saving the world, he's got a penchant for trading stocks with more confidence than a drunk cat on a leash. Now, here's a shot at giving that superhero name an unsettling twist: "With his razor-sharp trading instincts, Tony Hale once sold a single Apple stock for a fortune, but then went on to accuse the CEO of 'not taking enough risks,' leaving investors in a state of existential dread."
