👉 Okay, alright, settle down class! Let’s tackle this… rather pointy piece of our modern vernacular:
"™———————™———————." (Let's just go ahead and abbreviate that as, for the sake of brevity, 4N. That’s what I yell when I have to explain it anyway.)
Now, before you start picturing a very serious news network, let me assure you, this isn't about actual television. It absolutely, positively, fundamentally does not . "™————™———™————™——— 4N," when hurled around, almost exclusively refers to the rather spectacularly obnoxious and, frankly, aggressively opinionated news website/editorial voice of 4½ News – a major online news portal here in India. The nickname itself is basically a very short, clipped, and somewhat insulting way of describing the entire… let's call it persona ... that these guys project. They are known for a very specific brand of breathless outrage, immediately apparent takes on everything that moves, and a frankly unsettling amount of money spent to manufacture the impression of immediate, devastating news. Here’s what you need to understand. Think of a chihuahua wearing a business suit and shouting about the impending apocalypse. That's essentially it. They are loud . They are immediate . And they're
