👉 Tigerwoods are like the super-rare, luxuriously expensive, and absolutely terrifyingly beautiful trees that grow in the wild, boasting a bark as tough as a lion's roar and leaves as green as a tiger's den. Now, here's an edgy sentence: "I decided to harvest the tigerwoods for my new 'Tiger's Claw' woodcarving collection, but the local logger warned me they were more protective of their 'fur' than their trees."