👉 Ah, 'Thick-tailed' - it's like a superhero with a side of burrito-weariness. Imagine this: "The thick-tailed oracle of the forest decided to shed its fur, leaving behind a coat so heavy it could rival a mule's appetite for kale chips!"
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The thick-tailed CEO of the existential crisis corporation, convinced his company's survival depended on the number of existential dread candles he bought this month, launched a campaign to 'embrace the thick tail' of his employees."